m3n4c3v35537:

“this page looks better in the app” “log in to continue” actually I’m going to shoot you with a gun

googledocsdyke:

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

mr-styles:

HARRYWEEN. New York City, NY. I

somerandomgit:

welcometothemaxipad:

theuntoaster:

sergle:

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van

UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist

USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

thestylesindependent:

Harry for the Guardian Weekend magazine

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

leatherleaves:

placeholdername69:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

do you understand my vision

Oh this is too fun

Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

Gave my notice at work this morning, mostly due to complete burn out. I don’t have a new job lined up and am a little scared about that but I am feeling such powerful relief that I know I made the right decision. Feeling absolutely giddy literally skipping my way around the office.

inkipri:

tell somebody you love em!!! (ig: inkipri)

obiwan:

Harry winning his first Grammy !